Father: My 5 yrs. Old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant. Dr: how? Father: He took a pin & punched holes on all my CONDOMS
think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
Jaha yad na aye wo tanhai kis kam ki,
Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kam ki,
Beshak apni manzil tk jana h,
Par jaha se apne na dikhe wo uchai kis kaam ki…
There have been many time in 2012
when I may disturbed you
today I just wanna tell you
I plan to continue it in 2013.
Banta calls up “white house”
Banta: “I want to be the next president of USA”
Obama: “Are you an idiot??”
Banta: “Why?? Is it Compulsory???
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Anniversary k moqe pr SANTA
Apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye,
Koi soney ki cheez do.
SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.;-)
May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love.
Christmas is the time of giving and sharing.
It is the time of loving and forgiving.
Merry Christmas to Everyone!
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.